Archive for July, 2010

John Callahan, 1951–2010: The Man from Whom Excuses Ran

Friday, July 30th, 2010



 

 

 

John Callahan, 1951 – 2010

Original story on npr.org | Wednesday, July 28, 2010

As far as media figures go, quadriplegic cartoonist John Callahan wasn’t a pleasant man to look at or even learn about. (more…)

Lone Wolf: Arsonist, Vegan, Ladies Man

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Violent Vegan Torches Sheepskin Store Because Wolves Eat Sheep and His Nickname is Wolf-related



Original story on Globalgazette.com | Saturday, July 24, 2010

I’d rather not have this blog become a source for dumb criminal stories, despite my own being its key inspiration. (more…)

“I’m His Mother, But He’s Not My Son”

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Michigan SuperMom Given Nine Years for Sex with 14-Year-old Biological Son – And Begins Human Extinction Process

Original story on msnbc.com | Tuesday, July 13, 2010

id•i•ot – id-ee-uht  – noun
1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
Synonyms: half-wit, imbecile, moron

It’s difficult not to write this woman off an idiot, so if I refer to her as an idiot many, many times, A) it’s my opinion, and, B) generally speaking, idiots do things like this.

By now you’ve heard the story, but for those who haven’t, Aimee L. Sword gave up her son when he was an infant, receiving birthday photos over the years from the boy’s adoptive family.  When he was old enough to start a Facebook account she allegedly contacted him, cross-purposing the website with treachery and sickness. Before long, Sword had started a sexual relationship with her biological son, for which she pled guilty and was sentenced to 9-30 years.

Theories as to what motivated Sword are stacking up like inbound flights at LAX, and her attorney says his client has decided to “seek counseling.“ Ha! Whether or not she’s curious about why she viewed her own child as a sexual object, or even which Simpson’s character will best represent her, she’s going to have both court-appointed and private psychiatrists muttering “idiot” under their breaths for the rest of her life –and on every reality show she’s ever “invited” to participate in.

But back to the theories…

There’s one that says that since Sword wasn’t around to raise her son, she wasn’t “inoculated” against a romantic fixation. A more household theory relates to Sword’s claim that she was abused as a child and that the “pattern” could be a partial cause. But the prizewinner making the rounds is GSA, or “Genetic Sexual Attraction” (are you listening Pfizer? GlaxoSmithKline?). Presumably, sufferers of GSA syndrome are ruled by incestuous romance and sexual fantasy.

GSA’s origins began with “The Forbidden Love” and continues with “I’m His Mother, But He’s Not My Son,” by Barbara Gonyo, a woman who –while making no excuses for her own “atrocious” behavior– does paint creepy pictures of clowns, children and a nature scene that, given the context, looks to me like a writhing orgy. But that might’ve been the power of suggestion, as her website, which supports others dealing with GSA, makes it soul-scorchingly clear that it isn’t a porn site or “a place to fantasize.” Neither is it, oddly, “for incest victims of childhood abuse or their abusers,” which sorta makes the whole bunch seem a bit all over the map. I’d think Gonyo would want to encourage incest victims to seek potentially pertinent information…

Okay-okay, despite the heavy “they just don’t understand us” vibe that permeates the GSA site –and I’m not denigrating Gonyo’s effort to educate the public– as far as I can tell, no one is claiming what GSA may sound like: that it’s in your DNA, and that the day your threw your tattle-tale sister into a ditch, genetics were routing you toward something rated XXX and so forth.

But others might make GSA an excuse, and that’s my beef! With all of this enlightening chatter about GSA, how long will it be until we hear someone tease a co-worker with, “Ooh, I think I have a GSA for the boss!” And how long after this cutesiness will we see full-blown GSA segments on the afternoon news or Dr. Oz? And never-mind that idiot, Aimee L. Sword, who –GSA-or-no-GSA– should have stepped the hell off and not pursued something she knew damn good ‘n well was Caligula-Level Wrong: when does all this become “treatable?” Because where ever there’s a cure, or more accurately, a diagnosis, you’ll find an excuse.

I’m just sayin’.

Thread Count: Screw You!

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Original story in the Los Angeles Times | Monday, July 5, 2010

“’L.A. County jails are equipped with so-called suicide-safe blankets purchased for less than $55 each; the thicker, sturdier blankets sheriff’s officials had requested cost more than $135 each,’ said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore. (more…)

Study: Divorce Is Contagious

Monday, July 12th, 2010


Original story in The Daily Mail | Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Researchers working on a well known, ongoing study of more than 12,000 Americans living in Framingham, Mass., since 1948 have found that divorce is contagious. (more…)

Blowback: Lindsay Lohan

Sunday, July 11th, 2010


Original story in the Los Angeles Times | Sunday, July 4, 2010

Between the courtroom hysterics and so-called “jail sentence,” not to mention Lindsay’s FU fingernails, I’m about Lohan’d out – you? (more…)