Archive for December, 2010

Dear President Obama,

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

You said ‘change,’ not ‘short-change.’

Original Source: The Hill

Look, Chief, history has shown that the Oval Office can be a stepping-stone to more genuine service, so your low approval numbers, bipartisan blame-taking, and even fuzzy birthplace mattered little to a wait-and-see approach like mine. (more…)

Vintage Smear

Monday, December 20th, 2010

“Everybody reads it, but they say the cook brought it into the house.” -Humphrey Bogart

Original story: I have an abundance of vintage magazines that I’ve picked up over the years, though I’m hardly a collector, an authority, an expert, or even a profiteer. In fact, I prefer “light hobbyist” because it allows me to enjoy old-timey weirdness over fixation and miscellany over totality. (more…)

‘Snoap,’ Standoffs, and Suckers

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Celebration, Florida: Taking the ‘people’ out of people.

Original story: The Daily Mail

Leaving malnourished Juggalos and their world of fetal alcohol syndrome behind, let’s turn to a fresh heap of cabbage seeking togetherness, understanding, and fistful of soma. (more…)

The 1st Annual Juggalo Toy Drive

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

“The toys have gotta’ still be in the package!”

Source: | Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2010

Is this evidence that somewhere within the paint huffing, forearm cutting, stretch-marked Juggalo universe lies a successful segment producer? (more…)