Posts Tagged ‘cheating’

Monopoly: Updated for The New Normal

Friday, February 9th, 2018

Why should you never tell a pig a secret?
Because they love to squeal! 

What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork chop!

What would happen if pigs could fly?
The price of bacon would go up.  

Pig!  Pig!  Pig!  Piggy!  Pig!  Pig!

Monopoly: Cheater’s Edition reinforces the idea that winning means swindling your way to the top and pulling the ladder up behind you.  (more…)

Once Upon a Time in Atlanta Part II

Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Atlanta-Public-Schools_Where-Excuses-Go-to-Die1Further thoughts on running a school district like a criminal enterprise.

The Atlanta Cheating Scandal (or “APS Scandal” for Atlanta Public Schools) essentially began in 2009 after the Atlanta Journal Constitution published statistical anomalies in state competency tests that showed suspicious numbers of teacher corrections in 58 Atlanta schools.

By 2011, the Georgia Professional Standards Commission had uncovered cheating by close to 178 educators in 44 of 56 Atlanta schools that were investigated. Students were either directly provided with correct answers or teachers changed incorrect answers on tests after they’d been turned in. They did this, in short, to either collect bonuses or keep their jobs, and anyone who tried to shed light on the fraud reportedly lived in fear of retaliation. (more…)

The Year I Drove Around with “FUCKER!” Carved into my Door

Monday, April 9th, 2012

A whole year! Couldn’t go anywhere without catching people’s double-takes and obliging demands for backstory. This is what my “get character or become one” philosophy  is made of. I didn’t have the character to resist cheating on my girlfriend, so I became – for about a year – the jerk with “FUCKER!” carved into the door of his Jeep Cherokee.

At the time I had no idea what any of it meant, other than that I’d been caught and my girlfriend’s response was excessive and crazy. It took a while for me to get a clue. But from that year behind the wheel my biggest takeaway turned out to be a giveaway – and you’re reading it. (more…)