Hearing men repeatedly proclaim their innocence in prison is one of the first endless streams of noise that you learn to drown out in order to get some sleep. Read more
You said ‘change,’ not ‘short-change.’
Look, Chief, history has shown that the Oval Office can be a stepping-stone to more genuine service, so your low approval numbers, bipartisan blame-taking, and even fuzzy birthplace mattered little to a wait-and-see approach like mine. Read more
“Everybody reads it, but they say the cook brought it into the house.” -Humphrey Bogart
Original story: I have an abundance of vintage magazines that I’ve picked up over the years, though I’m hardly a collector, an authority, an expert, or even a profiteer. In fact, I prefer “light hobbyist” because it allows me to enjoy old-timey weirdness over fixation and miscellany over totality. Read more
Celebration, Florida: Taking the ‘people’ out of people.
“The toys have gotta’ still be in the package!”
Is this evidence that somewhere within the paint huffing, forearm cutting, stretch-marked Juggalo universe lies a successful segment producer? Read more
People upset at the promise of being potentially violated by would-be perverts seem to be forgetting that traveling by air for the holidays means you’re having a relatively nice Christmas. Read more
You and your comfort zone can go to Hell if you want to get on this plane!
If Michael Jackson were to rise from the dead tomorrow – no wait, if Osama bin Laden announced he intends to surrender, but only to Eddie Murphy – the news would burn up the Net less than the white-hot topic of airport security screening. Read more
Come aboard as guests; disembark as jabbering asylum patients.
With all the pity for (and jokes about) those stranded Carnival Cruise patrons going around, what better time to ditch make-believe politeness and just come out with it? Read more
“It’s funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.” – Alexander DeLarge
Does it really matter if AB 1179 – the California law criminalizing the sale and rental of certain video games to minors – is killed by the Supreme Court on First Amendment grounds? Read more
Charlie Sheen is a national hero!
In June of this year FOXNews.com journalist Johanna Piazza asked me what I thought might account for Charlie “Bad Lieutenant” Sheen’s – and by extension Two and a Half Men’s – soaring popularity among incarcerated men in America. Read more
