Archive for September, 2010

6 Signs Your Kid Is Headed for Cuffs

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Forget Sh*t My Dad Says; if you’re a dad, start saying “Let’s talk.”

Notes from a Non-Parent

1. Shoplifting – This may seem obvious, but it all begins with (more…)

Could CNN Kill Us All?

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

WaPo Columnist Gerson Scores Laser-guided Bullseye with Comments on would-be Qur’an Burner’s Canonization by Corporate-owned, Internet-dreading Journalists. But first: GIANT SCHMUCKS ARE PLANNING A MEGA-BUDGET, FEATURE-LENGTH VERSION OF THE FALL GUY!

Ok, wait: I urge you to read Michael Gerson’s column, but in case you’re too busy or drunk, here are select quotes you can use the next time some fool in-law starts blathering about who should burn which King James edition of the Qur’an or where in Dubai Afghan President Hamid Karzai spends his U.S. taxpayer dollars. (more…)

Qur’an Burning and You

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

If you’re angry or disturbed over those myopic cabbage heads in Florida who plan to burn a Qur’an or two (hundred), maybe your counterpart exists in a country where our flag is burned.

Original story: | September 9th, 2010

Seriously, isn’t it possible that your kindred spirit in Iran, Somalia, or Pakistan is shaking his or her head over news reports of fellow countrymen desecrating the Stars and Stripes? (more…)

The Public Face of Booger Sugar: Drug Cartels to Sponsor Paris Hilton

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Paris Hilton proposes Ground Zero NarcoCartel Memorial Statue to honor fallen heroes

Original Story: | Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2010

Sound silly? Why? Shouldn’t Mexico’s drug cartels be sending Paris Hilton ‘Thank You’ bouquets and paying her legal fees right about now? (more…)