Get Ready for Pop-up Prisons – Upselling Prison #5

15/03/2018   |   No Comments »

Move over Disney. With the alleged $22 million President Rhinestone’s pro-private prison buddies poured into a Trump super-PAC, they may soon own more land than Mickey Mouse.

If you’re not yet familiar with the phenomenon of mass incarceration in America, you will be when prisons are as common a sight as Costco and CVS.

The private prison industry has just been cleared to build ’em and fill ’em like there’s no tomorrow, so what’s stopping other financial powerhouses from jumping into the market? AT&T Supermax anyone? Custody Depot? Wal-Mart Correctional Services?

Hey, Sears and Toys R Us may survive yet.      

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Monopoly: Updated for The New Normal

09/02/2018   |   No Comments »

Why should you never tell a pig a secret?
Because they love to squeal! 

What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork chop!

What would happen if pigs could fly?
The price of bacon would go up.  

Pig!  Pig!  Pig!  Piggy!  Pig!  Pig!

Monopoly: Cheater’s Edition reinforces the idea that winning means swindling your way to the top and pulling the ladder up behind you.  Read the rest of this entry »